What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:40
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Salmonella outbreak in cucumbers expands to 18 states, 45 sickened - NBC News
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Sit deserunt in iusto aut praesentium fugiat fugit.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Fred Espenak, astronomy's 'Mr. Eclipse', dies at 71 - Space
No, not a chance
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Central Ohio woman battles severe form of non-alcoholic fatty liver disease - 10tv.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
What are the best moistening cream and sunscreen for oily skin?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Which IT career path involves little to no coding?
No way
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.